SPOOKTOBER
OFFICIAL APPAREL
October is not a month. It's a lifestyle. From the deeply questionable minds behind Hobart and Mr. Skeletal comes official Spooktober apparel. Two shirts. Two idiots. One very important month.
For the misfits, the Halloween enthusiasts, the chronically unserious, and anyone who thinks 31 days of spooky shit simply isn't enough.
Priced in CAD at checkout
Two Shirts. Two Idiots. One Very Important Month.
$22.99 USD (~$31.49 CAD) each. Select your shirt below for details, sizing, or instant checkout. All items on one page with zero external redirects until final payment.
01 — "GET IN, LOSER." Tee
We're Doing Spooktober Shit.
UFOs. Skeletons. Pumpkins. Abduction. A perfectly reasonable amount of supernatural activity. Hobart's official uniform for making October everybody else's problem.
02 — "IT'S ACTUALLY SPOOKTOBER." Tee
The wait is over. The bones are out.
Mr. Skeletal has spent eleven months waiting for this moment, and he's making it everyone's problem. For those who know that Halloween isn't just a day. It's a constitutional right. Probably.
What the f*** is Spooktober?
An annual celebration of all things spooky, stupid, and occasionally deeply concerning. What started as a little Halloween tradition has evolved into an increasingly elaborate universe of skeletons, extraterrestrials, questionable decisions, and things that probably shouldn't have been given access to generative AI. Now, apparently, there's merchandise. You're welcome.
What the Skeleton Crew is Saying
Real reviews from people who made October everyone else's problem.
"Got Hobart's 'GET IN LOSER' tee and wore it every single day of October. My coworkers hate me. Worth every penny. The print is still perfect after multiple washes."
Brenda M.
Portland, OR"Mr. Skeletal's 'IT'S ACTUALLY SPOOKTOBER' shirt is genuinely the best purchase I've made. Heavy, soft, and stupid in the best way. The skeleton with sunglasses is iconic."
Tyler K.
Austin, TX"We bought both shirts — one for me and one for my roommate. We now refer to October exclusively as 'Spooktober' and nobody can stop us. 10/10 irresponsible purchase."
Sam R.
Toronto, ONFrequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about the shirts and the checkout process.
01.Do I have to leave this page to complete my order?
Never! Our entire storefront operates seamlessly on this single page. Clicking 'Buy Now' or 'Checkout' opens a secure popup modal where you can enter delivery details, view your order, and finalize payment without being redirected to unstyled external pages.
02.When will my Spooktober shirts arrive?
All orders placed before 3:00 PM EST are dispatched the same day. Standard shipping takes 2–4 business days, and orders over $40 ship free. You'll get tracking the moment your bones leave the warehouse.
03.What if a shirt doesn't fit or I don't love it?
We offer a 30-Day No-Curse Guarantee. If anything doesn't fit or doesn't meet your expectations, return it with our prepaid label for a full refund. No haunting, no hassle.
04.What is the pricing currency?
Products are priced at $22.99 USD equivalent, billed in CAD ($31.49 CAD). No coupon tricks or hidden fees — straightforward pricing for high quality shirts.
05.Are these shirts actually good quality?
Yes, despite the questionable energy. Both tees are heavyweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with bold screen-prints that survive way more than one wash.